Cecilia has been breaking hearts and shaking confidence since the 1970’s. Paul Simon claims that the titular Cecilia, the 3rd single released from the Bridge Over Troubled Water album, is St. Cecilia, the patron saint of music .But this Cecila knows the truth. She was at the infamous late night party where the song had it’s origins. Paul can claim whatever he likes, Cecilia said, but I told everyone about a tryst I’d had just that afternoon and how my paramour had gotten up afterward to wash his face, to which someone had responded, to raucous laughter, ’well if he’s vacating the premises I’d be happy to take his place!”

Cecilia is appoximately 7” tall